Men at Truck Stops

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

PimptressAll the men out there who love to stop at truck stops for a quick fuck in a guys ass or to get his cock sucked should be sending Me thank you letters because I have fresh pervs in My stable of whores to service them! When I sign up a fresh whore he finds out quick what he is in for. Used and abused, gang fucked, on his knees in a bathroom stall glory hole to suck off cock after cock till he is burping up cum and his face is covered, bent over with his ass being drilled by a real mans cock pumping till he fills that whore cunt with a big load.

I know you want to be one of My truck stop whores and just the thought of it gets you hard and aching to be used and humiliated, so do your job and call Me to find out your fate!

Your Mistress Jade
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Cocksucker

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

Is there really a question of if you are or if you are NOT a cocksucker? No! There is no questions because you ARE a cocksucker. When you sit at your computer looking at pictures of big cocks and your mouth starts watering, you lick your lips, you imagine it right in front of your face. . . you are a closet cock smoker and need Me to teach you how to suck like the pro you dream of being.

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Humiliation Phone Sex

Posted on May 18, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

Time to slap you with a bit of truth! The humiliation I dish out to you that you lap up like a dog, it is all true. When I call you names and laugh at you and tell you to do humiliating things for My entertainment – it is all because you deserve it and I love pushing you to that humiliating limit. When I make you cry (and you KNOW I can push you that far!) it is just a happy little bonus that makes My day.

So be a loser and buy all of My Humiliation MP3′s, go sit in the corner and feel yourself shrinking in shame!

Fat Fuck Humiliation MP3

The Truth! What you will never hear when you have a small prick

16 Minute MP3 **LINK INSIDE** Vile Disgust at YOU! Humiliation

Small Dick Humiliation MP3! 15 minutes!

Did listening to those get you off fuckface?
Unauthorized Cum Fee <--- you MUST pay this!

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Jerk Off Assignment

Posted on April 20, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

I know you do it. Hell, you are probably addicted to it!! Jerk off, masturbate, the five knuckle shuffle, choke your chicken, flog the pole. Whatever you call it, you do it, no lying. This is a week long Jerk Off Assignment to keep you busy thinking of Me while you jack your dick and meant to drain your nuts again and again. Not because I am in a good mood, but because I love knowing you are going to have to work to meet the demands I put on you!

Have fun beating your meat!


$10.00 and you DO get to cum!

Enjoy loser!

Your Mistress Jade
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Tribute Slaves

Posted on April 11, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

Tribute slaves, sometimes you make Me smile, sometime you earn My disdain and sometimes you make Me want to reward you with a vicious kick in the balls. When you do the tributes meant to make My life more pleasurable, such as My liquor cabinet slave or My Amazon shopping slave, I smile.

But I do want to let you in on a little secret: when you send Me a $10.00 tribute and act like it was a ‘real’ tribute and think that makes you one of My Tribute Slaves, you are mistaken. All you have done is earned My disdain and disgust. I do not gift My valuable time or waste a thought on cheap little fucks like you.

Want to be a real Tribute Slave? One that will be appreciated? Then start saving if you have to and figure out that I deserve amounts that contribute to My life, My standard of living, My pleasure, My play, My Everything! And the joy you will feel at contributing to My Lifestyle is something that you cannot get anywhere else.

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Looking For A Few Good

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

I am looking for a few good sissies sluts and whores to pimp out! I am in the hardcore mood to pimp out your ass and mouth with some downright dirty fucking primptress phone sex! I want to listen as you squeal and moan while your pussy gets stuffed with cock, the garbled moans you make when a big dick is making its way into your throat.

I will abuse you. I will hurt you. I will use your body and fuck holes as nothing more than money making property for Me! So lube up My bitches and get ready for a hard ride as a cum whore.

Your Mistress Jade
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Humiliation MP3

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

Yes it has been a while, but here I am, offering to you out of the goodness of My heart a brand new humiliation mp3 for you to download and be ashamed by. It is what I call My “Fat Fuck Humiliation MP3″. In it I tell you exactly how I feel about the disgusting fat pigs who want My attention and what I think they are and are not good for.

I also let it out about what I want to do to fat fucks and I am not nice (am I ever?).

This fat fuck humiliation mp3 is not for the faint of heart, but only for those who need the hardcore humiliation I dish out to those deserving and needing it.

So if you are a fat disgusting gross slob and crave to be humiliated and put in your place about it, then this is EXACTLY what you need!

Buy it now by clicking the ‘Buy Now’ button below and be put in your place loser!

Your Mistress Jade
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Fruit Fuck!

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

So who should call Me but a strange little, and I mean that in more than one way, man *coughnotreally* who starts going on and on about how he is always so humiliated when he is forced to fuck fruit. I am not joking. Yes, he is a fruit fuck!

Thoughts of abused melons dancing in your head? Thinking that cliche has been done before? No worries. No watermelons or cantaloupe are in danger from him and his tiny pin dick. The only thing in danger when he is around are oranges. No, that is not a typo. Not grapefruit, not cucumbers, he was specific on the absence of clementines and tangerines. Oranges.

I know you want to know, so I am going to give you all the dirty details of this wonder of humanities disgusting proclivities. He peels off a small bit from the top of the orange where the stem is then proceeds to make it his bitch, complete with moaning, groaning and all the high pitch squeals of a really bad amateur porn. I wish I had recorded the noises because I would have put them on here for all of you to hear.

I should start a “Fucktard Hal of Shame”. Right now this loser would soooo win!

I will never look at an orange the same way again.

Your Mistress Jade
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Mistress Phone Sex Special Rate!

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

As a ‘Thank You’ to My subs, sissies and sluts I am offering, for ONE DAY ONLY! a special rate on My Mistress Phone Sex line of just $1.49 per minute. I have only offered such a low rate once before about two years ago, so now is the time to take advantage of this great rate. No, you do not already have to be a submissive of Mine to take advantage of this rate, anyone can call this line.

Remember to say ‘thank you Mistress’ for My kindness and generosity to your loser self.

Your Mistress Jade
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Sissy Faggot Cocksucking Training

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Your Mistress Jade

Every good sissy faggot should know how to suck cock like a pro, and that means that you need some serious training! I will train you to be the best sissy cocksucker around, not just because I love the way your painted lips look wrapped around a big thick cock, but because I know how much you need to serve on your sissy knees.

So come along sissy and get your cocksucking training started!

Your Mistress Jade
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